Meet the Mascots: Bertram

Name: Bertram Avinar Role: Silicon Hills Hipster Species: Grackle (Great Tailed Grackle) Gender&ct: Male Look and Attitude: Dangerously alternative, casually contrived, lovingly ironic Likes: Parking lots (why? We don’t know). Mustaches (difficult for a...

Meet the Mascots: Skiddle

Name: Skiddle Real Name: Michael Burbary II Role: Rainbow rights advocate, Campus Pride VP Species: Squirrel (Albino) Gender&ct: Male, cheerfully open-minded Look and Attitude: FABULOUS. Also, more brightly colored plastic beads than the craft section at Hobby...

Meet the Mascots: Biff

Name: Biff Role: Longhorn Furs token good student and sports fan Species: Longhorn/Red Hawk Griffon Gender&ct: Female, straight (please stop with the jokes) Look and Attitude: Sturdy, serious, strong, Likes: burnt orange, UT Sports (and to a degree, the sports of...